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Also, squeaky dog toys! Who the fuck came up with those ??

Puff... and they would be gone forever. That's the superpower I'd like to have. Not dead, no, just out of sight. Forever.

Go up, come down. Go up, come down. All. Day. Long.

Only time that's really _my own_ is 'toilet time'. That's it.

What to do when one person who used to be nice suddenly starts acting like an asshole ?

He's great, but appreciate when he's out of the house for a whole day.

Sometimes I just feel I need a little time for myself. I know that's selfish, but it's how I feel.

One hour to go! Damn, this will never end.

I don't need this conversation on top of an already pretty shitty day.

The baby came really handy today, it's a great to avoid interacting with people you don't want to talk to. “Sorry... Baby duty.... “

Most of the time it's great. But then he manages to screw something up.

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