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Had to call the doctor to make an appointment to get my ear irrigated after getting the other one irrigated just days ago. I laughed and said, “You know, on the bright side, at least I only have two ears, so I should be alright after this one.” 🤣

If the federal government had access to every email you've ever written and every phone call you've ever made, it's almost certain that they could find something you've done which violates a provision in the 27,000 pages of federal statues or 10,000 administrative regulations. You probably do have something to hide, you just don't know it yet.
-- Moxie Marlinspike

#anarchism #quote #bot

I spent the weekend pulling hanging vines from some of my trees and then I bought some hanging flower baskets for the porch and I’m so much happier. 😍😌💐 the yard still has much work to be done but it’s that much closer to how I’d like it to be. I hope for next season that I’m growing some roses in my garden. ❤️🌹

Don't forget: You, my sweetheart, are worthy of love.

A woman was caught on video climbing into a spider monkey enclosure and allegedly feeding the animals Hot Cheetos at the El Paso Zoo. El Paso PD is reportedly investigating the incident after the zoo filed a complaint.

[:tw: tweets.newsbots.eu/nowthisnews#bot]

I fucking hate my job because this company is a sinking ship filled with holes and no captain. I daydream at least once a week, sometimes once a day, of quitting. The only reason I don’t is it’s WFH (was before pandemic) and steady paycheck. Every day I wish I was getting paid for selling my art and maybe working part time doing something outside. I’m only working 3 days this week (taking 2 off) and that’s 3 too many for how stressed and fed up I am.

Job interview tomorrow with senior leadership. 😳🤞 Have heard that one member of the panel is “all business” and that they can “sniff out fear”. 😬

BookWyrm is a new open federated alternative to Goodreads, and part of the Fediverse:

➡️ @bookwyrm

You can post about books you're reading, and interact with others on BookWyrm, Mastodon etc.

The platform is still a work in progress:

docs.joinbookwyrm.com

The flagship instance is at:

bookwyrm.social/

Development git is here:

github.com/bookwyrm-social/boo

#BookWyrm #BookWorm #Fediverse #Books #Comics #Authors #ActivityPub #Book #Reading #Readers #Goodreads #Literature #OpenSource

"Surveillance quiets resistance and takes away our choices. It robs us of private space, eroding our dignity and the things that make us human. It's up to all of us to fight back." -Edward Snowden

“Well, who’s to say that enough of them couldn’t pick someone up and take them away. Well… we’ll see. I know they are harmless… but they are grossing us all out.” - Judy Woodruff talking about Brood X cicadas, PBS NewsHour (April 27, 2021)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

After rearranging some furniture in the house yesterday,
me: 🥰😍❤️😌👍
the cats: 😳🧐😖😭😡

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