Mister Monster @mister_monster@social.privacytools.io

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz to play ninja turtles, why else?

@kambing what's wrong with having a good life?

@p @cy free association ftw

@astheroth that's easy, but it might not be very accurate if there are followers only/not public comments in a thread, missing comments from unfederated servers, etc. It would not be as reliable as one on twitter.

@fribbledom its because there is a vowel (specifically in the middle) and so the latter is easily pronounceable on its own whereas the former is not. Its the same reason we spell out FBI but not FAFSA.

@rufposten there could be plenty more detail in this, I prefer to apply Hanlon's razor where possible but I have a feeling the lack of detail is intentional.

@rufposten saw this yesterday, this graphic is utterly useless. Some country could have 50.0000001% Chrome use and still be bright green. It doesn't articulate whether Chrome forks such as Bromite or Ungoogled Chromium are included under the "Chrome" umbrella or not. Eritrea could have 49.999% Chrome use and be considered "free" using this infographic. It doesn't really tell you anything of value.

So apparently the Reddit mobile app has been caught scraping users' clipboard. Anyone else heard about this?

@phoenix what is it? Tell me more.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz just follow the instructions.

Happy 4th to all my American friends!

There was a time in my life where things had happened. And I experienced them, and they were amazing. And then they were over. And that is a fact.

"For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend upon us both! Even now, I can sense it, feeding, squirming, searching, questing! And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth, and pull us down! Down, down, into the deep dark waters of commitment!"

- Kif

@dielan salt the earth, problem solved.

Tonight, on this special prime time edition of "trash cart chronicles" it appears someone has stolen all the aluminum cans! Who would do such a thing! It is day 5 and nobody that works at this location cares enough to clean this! Will the trash cart survive into day 6? Stay tuned to find out!

Updated my Linux Mint desktop installation and it fell to pieces. Fuck Debian. Fuck Ubuntu. Fuck Mint.

Fuck it. Wiped the thing. Installed Manjaro. That feeling you get when you first move from Windows to Linux? That's thee feeling you get when you switch from a "user friendly" desktop distro to an Arch based distro. The shit is fucking magical. Arch FTW.