Mister Monster @mister_monster@social.privacytools.io

@dielan
I call that a deleted scene from the big lebowsky

@dielan
@fedilab@toot.fedilab.app apparently you're top 3 dangerous.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz

Fish also love.

Accept your nature, the duality of the predator. You are a caring killer, and this is OK.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
They are in my home.

@JoYo
Just my understanding of the language I guess.

@phoenix
Lol goodness gracious what are you going to do?

@JoYo
To inform the reader the proper pronunciation of the "u".

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
Fish also love.

I do not understand this prevalent meme that garlic smells bad, and I do not trust any person that thinks garlic smells bad because it isn't true, garlic smells amazing and if you think it smells bad there is something deeply wrong with you.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
Lol I love that shit, the scanner she used was one of them ones that you wave over the page and shit. Computers used to suck.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
Get the cat some water from the bathroom

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
Lol it ain't dead bb u just r uncool c I'm usin it rn :)

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
God don't get me started on notches or under the screen crap. Dumb is dumb, the smartphone form factor has matured to the point it is all gimmicks now. Just give me a thin bezel for the sensors and quit playing with my shit. Slap a fingerprint reader on the back and call it a day.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
Yeah flip phones, sliders, hardware keyboards, swivel cameras, stuff like that.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
Is that the one where that dude wants to save his brother and turns him into a robot demon? Lol I haven't seen that show since I was a kid.

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
There are extra things in software too, like the system uses accelerometer to judge whether the device is in free fall so the camera can retract to avoid damage, I don't know if that software will be in custom roms, and a bug plus a dropped phone could mean a useless permanent appendage. There's a reason the industry moved away from moving parts, OnePlus seems to have forgotten the lesson

@georgia@dickkickextremist.xyz
The only reason I don't have one is because I hate the moving camera. Moving parts fail.

@JoYo
Like on the outside of the mycelium mat