Mister Monster @mister_monster@social.privacytools.io

RIP dummy, I will miss you very much.

Tonight, on this special prime time edition of "trash cart chronicles" it appears someone has stolen all the aluminum cans! Who would do such a thing! It is day 5 and nobody that works at this location cares enough to clean this! Will the trash cart survive into day 6? Stay tuned to find out!

Today on "trash cart chronicles" the trash cart is still there 3 days later, this time with more trash™! Let's see how long this can go on. Tune in next time for more "trash cart chronicles!"

Welcome to my new show called "the trash cart chronicles" where we update you daily on the state of the trash cart for as long as it sits in this parking lot! On this episode we explore the origins of the cart, where me and some coworkers drank beer in the parking lot of our job and left it there because nobody gives a fuck. This is the state of it the next day:

Would you eat this?

Still more toilet paper than the average american right now. #coronachan #bolivarianrevolution @Nicolas_Maduro

I caught them, killed them, cooked them and consumed them. #eatbugsnotbats

This is my life now.

https://social.privacytools.io/media/zPC0jwOW1TynPUzIKJU

Who does this?

https://social.privacytools.io/media/AIj9NU7dwo1UPMpWAto