lumbo7332 @lumbo7332@social.privacytools.io

nobody:

the guy who invented the piano: what if i made tiny hammers hit strings

Republished from: https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1123244374949879808

The car horn is the universal noise for both "hello" and "fuck you" #Showerthoughts

I have noticed that I have less followers in Mastodon than Twitter, yet people interact with me and my posts much more often on Mastodon. If you're reading this from Twitter... Come join me on https://social.privacytools.io!

hooooooooly crap. that took so much longer than it needed to.

...but social.privacytools.io is back online and here to stay 😄

The real trolley problem is the crippling lack of public infrastructure.

@garfiald wóké

Moi, si je devais résumer ma vie aujourd’hui avec vous, je dirais que c’est d’abord des rencontres. Des gens qui m’ont tendu la main, peut-être à un moment où je ne pouvais pas, où j’étais seul chez moi. Et c’est assez curieux de se dire que les hasards, les rencontres forgent une destinée... Parce que quand on a le goût de la chose, quand on a le goût de la chose bien faite, le beau geste, parfois on ne trouve pas l’interlocuteur en face je dirais, le miroir qui vous aide à avancer.

americans literally cannot resist the opportunity to say a french stereotype when interacting with written french

this has got to be one of my favourite posts ever... and underappreciated gem #GarfTour

okay but really though. how much fucking longer are we gonna have to wait for HL3

imagine having a local tl that isnt 50% quote bots

"imagine having a local tl that isnt 50% quote bots" ~ Garf

I've got stigmata what does this mean

The father, the son, and the holy spirit https://mastodon.social/media/pA1ncOlDjqhHUXyg07s

no problem

I bring you an offering: a photo of a cozy cat. Toe beans! The white hairs in her ears! #cats

...I’m so out of the loop I don’t even remember all the cat hashtags!