Apple calculator:
390mm --> 1 foot 3 3/8 inches
150mm --> 5.91 inches
240mm --> 0.79 feet

What are you doing Apple? You're drunk. 0.79 FEET? People don't even measure like that in the US.

14 inches --> 1 foot 2 inches

That's Obviously what I wanted πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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For people who don't get any of this, Americans use:

* Inches and fractions for "small" things: 7Β½ inches, 15ΒΎ
* Feet and inches for "large" things (like more than 2 feet): 6 feet 2 inches, 30 feet 7ΒΌ.
* Thousandths of an inch for tiny things: 38 thousandths, off by a 'thou.

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* 1 foot 3 3/8 inches is valid but uncommon, people typically just say 15 and 3/8ths
* 5.91 inches is weird, converting from millimeters (not hundredths of a mm) you probably best round to 5 and 15/16ths which at least is on a tape measure
* 0.79 feet is just malarkey

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@cjd

In England we measure speed with furlongs per fortnight.

@kravietz

In England we measure speed with furlongs per fortnight.

Just for the dragons or for everything?

@cjd

@epic @cjd

It's a rather bizarre mix of units here - the transportation systems interchangeably uses kilometers and miles, some shop owners by principle refuse to use kilograms and insist on "pounds" (without realising a "pound" is defined in law using grams and that there was like a dozen of "pounds"), fuel efficiency is measures in miles per gallon, but it's a different gallon from the one used in the US. In general, the whole units situation is nothing but a confusing dick contest.,,

@kravietz

You just blew what I knew about English measurement out of the water. I know people there fought the change to metric, but had no idea they still were.

It sounds as though it is an the illusion only the USA and Myanmar accept the 'backwards' measurements Caleb is talking about, the reality is people are still people. Thank goodness they are. Individuality is better for countries as well as people.

I prefer feet and inches like I think Caleb does (as well as the right answer from his Apple), but I prefer pounds, shillings, and pence to that insipid EU metric system. At least when a mechanic is asking for a toolset here in America (like sockets/wrenches), the question is still, "English or metric?" The same as there's no American language, there's no American measurement system. We're doing fine without either, England and America are inexorably linked, even if England tends to wander off the trail a bit.

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@epic @cjd

At the same time, from reference point of view, imperial units have two major issues:

1) they are completely arbitrary, defined out of nowhere

2) they are defined differently at different times and places - there's a whole lot of "miles", "ounces" etc

The latter was a terrible mess even in the UK alone where each industry was using a different standard of ounce and there were like 20 of them, and that status quo was maintained primarily in order to screw confused customers πŸ˜‚

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@kravietz @epic
This business of different ounces dates back to feudalism when local lords controlled the size of the bushel baskets and flour sacks to screw the surfs who worked the land.

Napoleon established the metric system to take power away from the local lords and place it in the central government, this came along with standard language and giving the surfs official last names.

Sometimes the power structures unseated by colonization are worse than the power structures established. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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