Apple calculator:
390mm --> 1 foot 3 3/8 inches
150mm --> 5.91 inches
240mm --> 0.79 feet

What are you doing Apple? You're drunk. 0.79 FEET? People don't even measure like that in the US.

14 inches --> 1 foot 2 inches

That's Obviously what I wanted 🤦‍♂️

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For people who don't get any of this, Americans use:

* Inches and fractions for "small" things: 7½ inches, 15¾
* Feet and inches for "large" things (like more than 2 feet): 6 feet 2 inches, 30 feet 7¼.
* Thousandths of an inch for tiny things: 38 thousandths, off by a 'thou.

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* 1 foot 3 3/8 inches is valid but uncommon, people typically just say 15 and 3/8ths
* 5.91 inches is weird, converting from millimeters (not hundredths of a mm) you probably best round to 5 and 15/16ths which at least is on a tape measure
* 0.79 feet is just malarkey

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@cjd

In England we measure speed with furlongs per fortnight.

@kravietz

In England we measure speed with furlongs per fortnight.

Just for the dragons or for everything?

@cjd

@epic @cjd

It's a rather bizarre mix of units here - the transportation systems interchangeably uses kilometers and miles, some shop owners by principle refuse to use kilograms and insist on "pounds" (without realising a "pound" is defined in law using grams and that there was like a dozen of "pounds"), fuel efficiency is measures in miles per gallon, but it's a different gallon from the one used in the US. In general, the whole units situation is nothing but a confusing dick contest.,,

@kravietz

You just blew what I knew about English measurement out of the water. I know people there fought the change to metric, but had no idea they still were.

It sounds as though it is an the illusion only the USA and Myanmar accept the 'backwards' measurements Caleb is talking about, the reality is people are still people. Thank goodness they are. Individuality is better for countries as well as people.

I prefer feet and inches like I think Caleb does (as well as the right answer from his Apple), but I prefer pounds, shillings, and pence to that insipid EU metric system. At least when a mechanic is asking for a toolset here in America (like sockets/wrenches), the question is still, "English or metric?" The same as there's no American language, there's no American measurement system. We're doing fine without either, England and America are inexorably linked, even if England tends to wander off the trail a bit.

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For that reason, the imperial units can probably still function in daily usage in isolated environments - for example among car mechanics or plumbers. There you don't *design* a ½" pipe, you just go and buy it, so the dimension really functions as a label and you could just as easily got and acquire the right pipe using a hypothetical "P12" symbol or whatever else.

@kravietz

America being an isolated environment has helped it avoid invasion for a long time because oceans. I’ve never heard of it referred to as an isolated environment though. Most people are upset we just won’t shut the f up. Imperial units is functioning for daily usage over here just fine.

Piping, which someone did design as 1/2”, is the worst of examples. Is the diameter the ID or OD”? What’s it made for? How thick is the wall? How much pressure can it take? What’s it made out of? How does it connect? The “P12” symbol serves a good purpose.

I think I got lost in that example.

@cjd

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