Some absolute schmuck is trying to scoop more private keys into the cloud, what a raging cunt.
If you want to be taken seriously by people to take security seriously, don't ask them to give you their private key.
https://gist.github.com/AbstractBeliefs/92084cb4be44ee31f8ff3133cc3d425f
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