What is it with people asking to have every single post on an account CW'd recently? Like "please CW [...]" where [...] is the account's primary output and not something that anyone else has ever CW'd.

That's not a thing that makes sense. I've seen it twice in the past few days. If you don't want to see someone's posts, just unfollow them.

"Force everyone to click an extra button every time they want to read one of your posts for any reason whatsoever because I'm more important than anyone else" is such a hurtful demand I don't even know how to start explaining it.