duck @duck@social.privacytools.io

happy new year

I have a dream that one day
down at the little pond
that little ducklings
will be able to join wings with
little geese
as sisters and brothers

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did you know ducks with feathers are just ducks without feathers with feathers

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happy holidays from your friends at the pond

up on the rooftop quack quack quack

duck is now in hiding

the americans eat birds on november 26th

duck counts all the ducklings to make sure they all get equal amounts of food

u get to watch other humans suffer

pro tip: feed the ducks so we harass other humans for food

did you know: duck is spelled duck

ducks need privacy too

I try my best

its been 4 days im supposed to write something duck related but im kinda down 🪶

what would you do if i said caw caw instead of quack quack

swans are just ducks trying to be different

humans are no fun
join the duck side

eat more chicken nuggets

im now sponsored by mcdonalds because they promised not to put any more ducks in their burgers