@david David: The link you posted is inaccessible from some users.
Please do consider find alternative link next time? So other people can read the webpage

Alternative:
https://web.archive.org/web/https://babylonbee.com/news/the-star-wars-finale-will-answer-all-of-your-questions-says-guy-who-created-lost

Cloudflare domain: babylonbee.com
Why: https://codeberg.org/crimeflare/cloudflare-tor