So. As a joke to myself.

I signed up for the Facebook dating app thing.

Today is literally the first day of matches and already has not disappointed.

FIRST MESSAGE

"Why are you disabled?"

I DONT FUCKING KNOW. WHY DO YOU THINK.

Update, guy got mad at me for calling him out for his shitty wording.

"I meant what disability do you have, damn, chill"

Then don't word it "why is you disabled" fucknut

Found some white Grinch finger dreads.

I can smell them from here

And also found bleached gelled up tips.

What is this, 2003?

Someone's picture is just an AR-15

Also, if you can't figure out how a dating app works and out the same pic 10 times in a row, I refuse to deal with this.

Another guy's main pic's shirt has an anime girl taking off her shirt.

Stay classy

Someone's fucking name is HAMMLETH

AND I FOUND A NAZI

Ok sign in every pic, modern white supremacist patch on jacket. Joker hat.

Holy shit