With these new CapitalOne commercials, it feels like they had an emergency meeting right after the breach:

Exec1: “We’ve just had a data breach involving over 100 million people’s personal information. How can we distract everyone so they’ll forget by the next news cycle?”

Exec2: “I hear that Taylor Swift is really popular right now.”

Exec1: “Perfect!”

(The sad part is, it’ll totally work.)