@jonah I unfortunately don't have accounts there, so:

Phone: OnePlus One running Ubuntu Touch (waiting for Pinephone)

Laptops: 2x Asus running Manjaro i3-gaps (next will be System 76)

USB Storage: Apricorn Aegis Secure Key 3Z and Aegis Padlock SSD

USB Authentication: Two unused Yubikeys, unused OnlyKey

Router: Custom 1u build running OPNsense (hardware option available)

Other: 10x Raspberry Pi's (2B/3B)