@freemo @funny @dogs that's exactly me to π
The reason it's me is because animals are innocent. They only want 1 thing in this world. To be loved.
They have no alternate motives, they just want to love and be loved. Full stop. (Domestic ones)
Humans on the other hand, lie, deceive, manipulate, kill for pleasure etc and usually get what's coming to them in those situations and it just didn't happen for no reason.
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My dog was an amazing liar too. I have a story I tell, it sounds like an exaggeration but I assure you it is not.
My friend had been staying with me and he had just had a gigantic > 1 foot cheese steak delivered and he sat down, unwrapped it and it was an inch away from his mouth when ht noticed he was stopped by my dog who had placed her water bowl on his lap.
you see she had conditioned us many times before that whenever she was done drinking her water bowl and it was empty that she brings it to one of us and we will go fill it for her, it was pretty cute and smart of her in her own right.
Anyway my friend of course puts his glistening cheese steak sandwhich down and gets up to fill her bowl.. Now usually the bowl sat right at the base of the sink we used to fill it. Right as he walks over to fill the bowl I hear a cry from him "what the hell there is water all over the floor" as he stands in a puddle with his socks. A split second later he looks over and sees my dog, propped up on the chair with an entire foot and a half long cheese steak going down her throat in one byte like she was an anconda. Even though he only turned his back away for a few seconds there wasnt a speck of food left, just a dog with a gigantic grin on her face.
It tooks us both a few seconds to realize what happened.. but what Blue did was she saw the cheese steak and even though her bowl was filled that cheeky bastard literally dumped the water on the floor and brought the bowl to him just to distract him from the cheese steak so she could get an in to steal it. It was cold, and calculated, and kinda fucking brilliant for a dog if you think about it. As far as I was concerned she earned that damn cheese steak :)
@freemo
I would like to hear more Blue stories
@Wetrix @torresjrjr @funny @dogs
She was a character to say the least. How much attention she gave you was directly perportional to how new you were.. New people she insisted on hello cuddles for the whole time your over. She would eagerly await for the gues to sit somewhere and then nudge her nose under their leg or arm and force her way in for some cuddle time.
Also the more the new person seemed standoffish or even scared the harder she tried. If you had a fear of dogs or pitties she would put in twice the effort insisting she break you of your fear with endless cuddles :)
Some random attached pictures as evidence.
@freemo @torresjrjr @mur2501 @funny @dogs hehe yeah that's him hiding under someone's leg π
You have pics of blue?
I shared a few in this thread, and a little backstory on the pictures. I do have tons of others:
@freemo @torresjrjr @mur2501 @funny @dogs awesome! I didn't see those until now! Such a nice pup! Is that you?
No, I am a man, these are mostly women I have been close with. Attached are pics of her trying to cuddle me.. she was a professional cuddler as you can see :)
@freemo @torresjrjr @mur2501 @funny @dogs awesome pictures!
@Wetrix
he looks armed and ready for some doggie cuddles :) What a cutie.
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