So I had the displeasure of going to the movies tonight.

Some 10 year old kid was behind me kicking my chair ALOT. I finally turned around and said "stop kicking the chair please!"

You know what he did?!? He starts kicking it harder and faster to antagonize me.

Well IT WORKED! I turned around and said "are you trying to piss me off! " Then looked right at his parents and said "CONTROL YOUR KID!"

after that... All the kicking immediately stopped.