@nikolal yeah I had an ex that was a animal lover. Very strange but cool person. She had a pretty tarantula among other things.

One day she called me crying on the phone and said that the ferret had gotten into the komodo dragons cage and killed it. It jumped on its back and chewed through its neck until it decapitated it.

Then without thinking I said "OMG that would've been cool to see!!" And then she yelled and hung up on me lol 😂 😬🤦🏻‍♂️