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Everyone that's ever seen my alarm clock (that I don't use since iPhone homepod combo) says they'd smash it into a million pieces.

It's a parrot on a log and when it goes off (and is fuckin LOUD) it screams "WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!... UH OH.....WAAAKE UP!!!!!!"

And when you the hit the button it goes "
GOOD MORNING!!!!" 🐣

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