Reminder: I have developed a fully static status page. I wouldn't consider it production ready just yet, there are some cosmetic quirks that I'd like to fix soon, but it is regardless just usable for the time being https://github.com/Kydara/Andromeda

You can see it in action at https://status.kydara.com/

Do let me know if you'd like any changes made to it, or if you have suggestions or ideas.